Slightly better than Bownker (Shazzo's Conker) at least.
Banjo (J.NEWMAN): He has a very unworthy moveset that mostly consists of normals, but one special, he only has one normal for crouching and jumping, all of his attacks are also so slow. But the worst part is that he doesn't turn around, making him attack the opposite side while his opponent is behind him.
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As one would expect from a character made by J. NEWMAN, this version has a very bare-bones...